Water anyone????

Ok, so here's the thing. A phone call was received last night by Hotel Extraordinaire telling him the water coming out of the shower and faucet in the hotel was BROWN and DIRTY!

He goes down to investigate and its not only confined to this one rooms plumbing but in the entire building. You may be asking WHY the water was brown.
Well here it is.....the water supply for this particular hotel comes from the DIMOS THIRAS water supply. What happened was the bright sparks who work in local government 'forgot' to refill the water tank sufficiently which meant the water level dropped so the silt and dirt in the bottom of the tank went into the pipes, hence producing the dirty water.......

You would think that coming to the end of JULY these idiotic public servants would have had the foresight to say, HEY, maybe we should make sure the tank is refilled considering its the beginning of high season and we supply water to tons of hotels but NO! God NO! Why the hell would they provide a public service like that to people who are paying exorbitant prices for the water in the first place.
Let them just have rancid mucky water to shower in......
Bears a resemblance to Marie Antoinette's famous 'let them eat cake' methinks.

If this was any other country i would say, ah its ok, elections are coming up in October but the truth is NO MATTER who takes over from Roussos, the fat B*&^%$d as Mayor i seriously doubt anything will change.

Now, this specific hotel has been threatened with a lawsuit from the guest who complained and it was completely out of their control.......oh the unfairness of it all!!!!!!!!

On to my next topic:
Walking down to Fira yesterday, some twenty something boy racer, not greek, shouted at me... "Hey koukla, come i bring you for good time". I didnt reply i just kept walking after swearing a few obscenities at him and nearly making him crash, but i thought to myself, "what did he actually expect me to do? Run across the street, throw my arms around him and say Take me now, i have been waiting my whole life for a man (and i use the term liberally) like you to come along on his white horse (in this case a run-down 50CC green excuse for a scooter) and sweep my off my feet with such sweet words."
What a total douce bag.

Another thing, the other night, the wicked witch insulted me at an event, completely unprovoked and while my first thought was to plung a fork into her ugly face, i managed to control myself. She ended up looking like the total BITCH that she is, and i the innocent victim of her malicious tongue.......still angry about it though, and am currently in the process of hatching a brilliant revenge strategy.....

Saga, the new After hours club in Monolithos had a guest star on Saturday night, and judging from a number of photos posted on FB, it was a doozie.....I mean the 'star' Giorgos Tsalikis, i find to be a total knob and mediocre singer, but hey, after 4 or 5 bottles of vodka even a cat being tortured sounds like an Emmy award winning artist........

Its been almost two years since our beloved Tex is gone, along with Easy Rider, so condolences to the Seniorita, we know this time is hard.........

a previous waitress extraordinaire was supposed to arrive today after a 3 year absence but after a night of debauchery in Mykonos missed the boat.

Tomorrow, the cousin of some locals arrives for the 3rd time to the Rock for a week, so lets hope she has a great time.

And finally, does anybody know where somebody can get a hold of tickets for Alkinoos Ioannidis on 2nd August cause the venue is of no frickin help whatsoever.......

Kali evdomada everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4th of July and all that jazz..............

4th of July was celebrated in typical style.....a huge BBQ at the Seniorita's with lots of alcohol!
The party was pumping, full of people and lots and lots of food.
Thanks to Mr. Paparazzi who started up the girl and the Jersey boys who took it over afterwards.
Also, i would like to mention the dangerousness of the vodka watermelon, deceptively tasty but had enough vodka in it to reawaken Lenin from his grave.

In other news, Jersey has gotten himself a new faster boat for his trips around the volcano, note to self, find a way to get a trip on that boat.

Kiwi seems to be a little bit loved up accordingly to reports.

Hotelier extraordinaire in training celebrates his birthday today, so Xponia Polla! Have a good one.

Our very own matriarch has some very hot relatives visiting from the Land Down Under.....if they are still here.

Considering my body has only just gotten back to normal after such an event as was the FOURTH, i dont have much else to write.

Oh wait, Mihalis Hatzigiannis is apparently searching for a house on Santorini.
Brangelina have bought a villa in Oia.

Well dammit, there goes the neighbourhood!