The last 3 days have been unbearably hot on our little nisaki and the forecast says its just going to get hotter so i have some tips for those trying to endure it.
1. Put your sheets in the freezer and take them out 25 mins before you go to sleep, admittedly they will be a little damp but hey, a cold is a small price to pay for being able to sleep all night.
2. Greek men - learn to use deodorant.......its not funny anymore, you are going to make the tourists pass out from your BO.
3. Tourist men, please keep your shirts on, looking at your pasty hairy chests is enough to make any normal person want to hurl.
4. Cruise ship tourists, we are just aware as you that its frickin boilin...no need to proclaim it to all and sundry as you clog up our little walkways.
Also, on driving or more specifically asian idiots driving scooters. THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT BIG RED SIGN! It means DO NOT DRIVE DOWN THIS ROAD. Next time i catch you going through the main square and nearly killing me im gonna institute the teaching of the WWF and clothesline your yellow ass. Got it?
Also, when somebody trys to help you and tell you that you the road is closed, you should listen to them! They are not trying to ruin your holiday they are trying to stop you from getting yourself killed.
Thats about it for today, im way too overheated to think of any more witty comments so will get back to you readers when i have more matierial and my body temperature has gone back to normal.
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